Mickey Mouse Must Die, Says a Sheikh

Last month Sheikh Muhammad Munajid commented on the Olympics. He said such an event is, in his infinite wisdom, an abomination that pleases Satan. I personally didn’t notice the athletes’ skimpy outfits, because, well, as a civilized person I’d rather concentrate on the game and admire the ubiquitous sporting passion. Must’ve missed that one.

And just recently, the good Sheikh, formerly a Saudi diplomat for the USA, stated in a Saudi TV that the mouse is one of Satan’s soldiers.

Dang. Must’ve missed that one, too. I thought they’re animals! What folly. Mice are soldiers! You know, soldiers. The dudes with guns and swords and spears to kick your ass? Not sure what’s Satan been smoking, though, since mice are, uh, small and stuff. But who am I to protest? The Sheikh said so!

So, anyway, yes, apparently the mouse is one of Satan’s soldiers, and everything it touches would be impure and unclean (wow, we didn’t know that before). The Sheikh has also warned us about the danger of Mickey Mouse and Jerry (of Tom and Jerry, obviously), because it teaches children that “mouse is a loveable creature” while they’re actually, ‘duh, Satan’s soldiers. Man, this is just wrong, isn’t it? They’re Satan’s soldiers for fuck’s sake! Damn Hollywood, corrupting my kids’ minds.

Well, at least Hubbard made friends.

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39 thoughts on “Mickey Mouse Must Die, Says a Sheikh

  1. CMIIW, tapi setahu saya bukannya by default semua jenis binatang itu adalah muslim?๐Ÿ˜•

    I personally didnโ€™t notice the athletesโ€™ skimpy outfits, because, well, as a civilized person Iโ€™d rather concentrate on the game and admire the ubiquitous sporting passion. Mustโ€™ve missed that one.

    Yes, you’ve missed the female beach volleyball event.๐Ÿ˜›

  2. FYI, mice are actually very intelligent pan-dimensional creatures from another planet. Satan’s planet? They must be doing evil researches to us!

    The interviewee must be a fan of Douglas Adams, and was trying to make a doujinshi out of his novel :p

  3. @ lambrtz

    Lupa, baru surfing ke sana kemari.๐Ÿ™‚

    And you seriously think the Sheikh read Douglas Adams?

    @ Lockon Stratos a.k.a. Tendo Soji

    For twisted it certainly is, but sometimes people need to restrain from twisting it further.

    @ ManusiaSuper

    But mice are… small…

    @ Catshade

    That, you’ll have to ask the Sheikh.๐Ÿ™‚

    Yes, youโ€™ve missed the female beach volleyball event.๐Ÿ˜›

    I was concentrating on the ball game, so.:mrgreen:

  4. Of course yes eh no eh yes eh no eh…..

    ..??..

    Wah lau! Of course no lah! How come he read a novel like that lor :P…But who knows…Nobody knows, is it?

  5. Why not cockroach instead? They won’t die for 10 days even if you cut their heads off, and they multiply like crazy! That suits more for satan’s minion…

    Sides, if it’s cockroach, the seikh could ban Wall E movie from theaters. *iri gara2 Wall E ga maen di Palembang*

  6. Strangely, I kinda feel sad about this sheik, and of course the people who listen to him. But that’s what he believes in, no matter how silly it is, and I think we just have to respect his belief. Come on, it’s religion! Most religions are ridiculous. But, yes, the thing with Islam is that its followers are just way too confident about their religion, as if there were nothing wrong with it and they could proclaim proudly and loudly that it surpasses all religions in the world. That just makes them more prone to being ridiculed. Oh, well..

    @catshade

    CMIIW, tapi setahu saya bukannya by default semua jenis binatang itu adalah muslim?

    FYI, according to the so-called Islamic tradition, i.e. reports of the sayings of the Prophet, women are “the arrows of Satan.” Should we kill women too? Just kidding.:mrgreen: Well, there are two important things I’d like note here: firstly, I am not sure that those reports/hadeeth [including the ones that tell mice is the soldier of Satan] are reliable; secondly, every text, religious or secular, is always read within a certain discourse, which means it will always be related to other text. Thus, its meaning keeps changing as long as humanbeings produce new texts/knowledge.

  7. @ danalingga

    Saya juga ndak paham.

    @ lambrtz

    You never know lar.

    @ sitijenang

    Atau Donal Bebek dan keluarganya, ya? Ga pake celana soale.๐Ÿ˜†

    *basi*

    @ The Sun Rat

    As if I understand the Sheikh’s thinking.๐Ÿ˜•

    @ ardianto

    Saya juga prihatin. Kesannya gimanaa, gitu.

    @ gentole

    Well, I will not get in the Sheikh’s way to believe as such.

    I don’t know what’s particularly wrong with Muslims nowadays; maybe it’s being the underdog thing? You know, since we were kids we were spoonfed with fantastic stories like Neil Armstrong and the legendary azaan on the Moon or some lists of the Bible’s errors. On the other hand, the world’s dominant culture are not Islamicโ€”so we were like, eager to seize every opportunity to trumpet the news of our beliefs to the skies?

    Or maybe because it’s young. Give it some time. Particularly understandable if you take a look at the religion of our dear friend Hubbard.:mrgreen:

    I don’t know, and I don’t really care. What disappoints me most of the time, however, is that Muslims nowadays are not ashamed of insulting other cultures. Mickey Mouse is evil, music is evil, women with no hijabs are shameless, modern democracy is corrupted, and so on.

    I hope I was biased.

    I am not sure that those reports/hadeeth [including the ones that tell mice is the soldier of Satan] are reliable;

    Why you hadith-denying, sharia-hating liberal…
    :mrgreen:

    @ Xaliber von Reginhild

    Deep-thinking? Deep-thinking like what?

  8. @K. geddoe:
    Something like perceiving mice as a corrupted creature, then associating it with Satan which has similar corrupt nature. Like he said on the news,

    “If a mouse falls into a pot of food โ€“ if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid โ€“ you should chuck out the whole thing, because the mouse is impure.

    Mice as an analogy of Satan’s soldiers.๐Ÿ˜›

  9. @ Xaliber von Reginhild

    But what he said about mice and pots of food is common sense that deserves no repeating. And besides, what’s with the Mickey bit? He’s afraid kids will hug mice because of Mickey? So far as I know, millions of Mickey fans, take girls and instances, are terrified at the sight of a mouse.

    @ Catshade

    Who will be the central authority figure? Guys like this one? I say we’d better off with none.๐Ÿ˜†

  10. @K. geddoe:

    So far as I know, millions of Mickey fans, take girls and instances, are terrified at the sight of a mouse.

    They are, and that is why I thought the Syeikh thinks *too* ‘deeply’.:mrgreen:

  11. No, I think Bonta is a bear.๐Ÿ˜• He has no tail, is bipedal, with inflexible and fingerless limbs. That’s more like bear than mouse.

    So, in response to this mouse affair: Bonta isn’t the least bit satanic. According to the syaikh. Period.๐Ÿ˜†

  12. Sometimes… I doubt the intelligence of many saints (of many religions and beliefs).

    …maybe we should really return to our God and forget all the pleasure we have made before. Not pleasure or excitement should exist in our world.

  13. Sometimes… I doubt the intelligence of many saints (of many religions and beliefs).

    …maybe we should really return to our God and forget all the pleasure we have made before. No pleasure or excitement should exist in our world.

  14. Mickey : “what’s wrong with me..? n what’s happen with him (sheikh)?”๐Ÿ™„
    see how cute i’m ๐Ÿ˜›

  15. Pinky : Apa yang akan kita lakukan malam ini Brain?
    Brain : Seperti malam-malam sebelumnya Pinky, kita akan mencoba menguasai dunia

    From Pinky and the Brain.

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